In a shocking NBA twist, Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko announced his retirement today.
In a pseudo-press conference that only consisted of Andrei, a translator and a beat reporter from the Wasatch Wave (http://www.wasatchwave.com), Kirilenko came to tears as he announced that he had reached the pinnacle of his professional career.
"Last night was best I could do in sport of basketball. I block Kobe shot twice and not foul out for first time in career. I done. I go home to the family potato farm" Kirilenko mumbled.
Jerry Sloan could not immediately be reached for comment as he was at Deron Williams' house cooking him breakfast in bed.
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