Move Over, Kimbo Slice: The Next Real MMA Champion is Here

His name is Peter "Pound Cake" Poulsen and he's going to be a major star in a major way. A scant seven months ago he was living in a garbage dumpster on the outskirts of Copenhagen, fighting for scraps of cake and pie. Then, he got his big break on the Danish television show Go'aften Danmark, a talk show that features current news and whatnot. He karate-chopped a baker in half for the right to eat seventeen Courics worth of pound cake. In an instant, a future superstar with a nickname was born.

He is unorthodox in every way imaginable, as you can see from the unorthodox training methods depicted above.

Rumors are flying everywhere that Pound Cake will be featured on the next CBS/EliteXC slapfest. Buzz's Monkey Butler will be the first to let you know when and where that will happen.*

*Will likely never happen