Pau Gasol out for remainder of playoffs!!!
In shocking news, the Los Angeles Lakers have announced that Pau Gasol has been removed from the playoff roster for a medical condition.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, Dr. Rashed Ali from UCLA Medical Center said Gasol is suffering from candidiasis and severe fatigue, constipation and has been ill over the past few mornings.
Lakers coach Phil Jackson declined comment, but longtime fan Manuel Hernandez speculated that the symptoms were due to the severe owning Gasol has take from the Celtics frontcourt over the past week:
More information will be available as soon as the anonymous doctors call us back.
In possibly unrelated news, Kevin Garnett, Leon Powe and five other members of the Boston Celtics have been scheduled to appear on The Maury Povich Show to combat upcoming paternity tests.
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